CineBad!!!

It’s 200 years after Ellen Ripley has been killed by Aliens. Scientists have cloned her, and are now trying to breed Aliens to use for experiments.

Ripley’s clone is the first human-Alien hybrid, and she’s one mean motha’! She can knock out tough guys by hitting them with basketballs, her blood dissolves metal! Then the Aliens get loose and terrorize the ship. You know the drill. The rest of the film is mostly panic stricken people fleeing from, shooting, and being killed by drooling computer graphics. Ron Perlman co- stars as the guy who says “I’m the one with whom you do not fuck.” It makes me happy to know that humans will know how to correctly use prepositions in the future.