Beastmaster
0 Comments Published by Scooter February 22nd, 2006 in Cheesy Fantasy Realms, When Animals Attack.A boy is branded with a mysterious mark at birth, and a toothless evil guy with skulls as hair ornaments spend a lot of time trying to kill him. He grows up and talks to animals, and befriends Kiri, an escaped slave girl (Tanya Roberts). Kris’ claim to fame is that she wears skimpy leather things and kills bad guys with her lethal hair combs. Together they battle fleshy monsters whose hugs turn people into green-slime oozing piles of bones. This film also features a great feline of undetermined species (I think it’s a tiger painted black to look like a panther) and a pair of ferrets who provide comic relief as well as a convenient plot device.
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