CineBad!!!

This film is worth it just to see 17th century Scottish people prancing around in plaid tights. There’s a great scene involving a bagpiper rumble (although the pipes sound strangely like the woodwind section of a major orchestra…) The songs are delightfully cheesy, second in cheese only to the extremely low-tech sets.

In Aberdeen I used to know
A lass livin’ there and her name was Jo
And every night at ten
I would meet her in the glen.

But now I’ll not meet her again
Especially not in the glen at ten
For now across the green
I’ll go home with Bonnie Jean!

You’ve always wanted to see what happens when a 1950’s sporting gentleman falls for a 1650’s Highland lass! Awa’ wi’ ye tae the video store!