CineBad!!!

This is my new favorite movie. I mean it! This film has everything! It’s the year 2000, and the United Provinces of America are gearing up to watch the most popular event of the year- a cross-country road race. The racers get bonus points for hitting pedestrians.

How could you not love a movie where old folks are set out in the middle of the road on “Euthanasia Day” for the racers to splatter? The racers themselves are the best part, though. David Carradine plays Frankenstein, our protagonist- a racer with so many race- related deformities and injuries he has to wear a leather body suit. There is also Myra, the Nazi who yells “Blitzkrieg!” as she runs over her opponent’s navigator, and her co-pilot Buzzbomb, played by Fred Grandy (remember Gopher from “Love Boat”?) Even Sylvester Stallone is in this film!

Death Race 2000 was banned in Sweden, maybe you should see it for just that reason! I cannot say enough good things about this film. I am not worthy. This movie changed my life.