CineBad!!!

Here’s a plot synopsis- two guys drive around the country on choppers. They do a lot of drugs. We see the countryside fly by as Baby Boomer music pours forth. Um, what more can I say? I understand now. I understand, man! This is a movie that shaped a generation, man! Now I know why my parents are such freaks! Groovy!

I discovered my new goal in life, though! I will make a road movie about two people travelling through the country in a Ford Festiva in search of the Cortland Dairy Parade. They’ll stop and sample the cheese curd in local roadside stands. It’ll be called Cheesy Rider! “Whoa. Don’t bogart that cheddar, man!”