CineBad!!!

It took me a while to realize that the first scene actually took place in the White House. The set design was so bad in this film, I didn’t even recognize Our Nation’s most hallowed space, and room of ill-repute, the Oval Office. The President is having sex with some White House employee, and then she dies. Did the Prez do it? Is there a cover-up?

People who witnessed the event mysteriously die, except for Nick, the guy with the shades, played by Craig Sheffer. He is now on a mission to explore the badly designed sets of Washington to find the Truth. Is the Truth out there? I’ll admit I fell asleep during this one, so I don’t know. If you watch the whole thing, please tell me what happened.