What can I say about a movie that has flying leather queens and giant phallic rocketships? This is sort of like Barbarella done by Tom of Finland instead of Mel Brooks.
Ming the Merciless decides to terrorize Earth by unleashing such meteorological horrors as “hot hail” (whatever?) upon us. Flash is a lovable yet dorky football player who accidentally gets shot into space by a crazy ex-NASA mad-scientist type.
Flash must now wear skimpy outfits, flirt with cosmic babes, get hit on by gay space-villian-types, and endure the same four bars of a Queen song over and over again until the Earth is… saved? Plus, whenever the bad guys die, they bleed bright blue paint! You won’t want to miss the gratuitous football- themed fight scene.
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