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What happens when a mild-mannered college professor wearing an ugly ring his dad gave him crashes his Morris Mini into a tree? He gets transported into an alternate universe, of course! A universe where he’s forced to wear skimpy leather outfits and do battle with big hunky dudes in bejewelled battle armor.

Tarl our hero gets to help a ragged group of rebels recover an ugly glowing rock that houses the “spirit of their village” from an ugly hairy dude named Starm. There’s also a warrior babe love interest and all that usual fantasy movie stuff. She gets to defy the oppressive nature of her society by wearing a leather bikini and randomly shooting an arrow every now and then.

This is definitely the movie for you if you enjoy watching badly orchestrated fight scenes. Also, if you enjoy movies with stupid-sounding made-up fantasy novel names, you’ll be pleased. All in all, not bad!