CineBad!!!

What? Monsters loose in NYC’s subway system? Anyone who’s gotten off at 42nd St. could tell you that!

Anyway, a plague is killing all of NY’s children. The plague is carried by cockroaches. A Scientist (played by Mira Sorvino) has genetically engineered a cross between a roach and a termite that will wipe out the killer cockroaches. Unfortunately, it mutates into giant flesh eating creatures that look vaguely like humans. It takes a little Polish idiot savant kid who plays the spoons to help Mira Sorvino save the day.

This movie is scientifically formulated to be suspenseful, but you know exactly who’s going to die and when. It’s fun for those nerds who enjoy poking at scientific thrillers.