CineBad!!!

I admit I saw this movie just because it has Ewan McGregor in it. So he’s not quite as cute when he’s trying to cover up his Scottish accent, so what? He plays Martin, a law student who gets a job as the night watchman for the city morgue. Weird things happen involving someone who likes to do corpses, and Martin gets framed for murder.

Who is the real killer? Martin’s best friend James (Josh “The Goonies” Brolin) who is bored with conventional life and seeks thrills with a 17 year old hooker named Joyce? The old night watchman? The best part of this film is when James cuts his own thumb off. Watch Patricia Arquette pull a fire alarm with her teeth too.