CineBad!!!

What’s worse than being shipwrecked on an island? Being shipwrecked on an island, and being raised by a missionary’s wife.

Here’s the story of two children being raised good Civilized Christians on a deserted island in the pacific. If you liked the original Blue Lagoon, you’ll love the return! The sequel was pretty much identical to its predecessor. The kids grow up, fight, make up, do it and then pop out a kid.

There are coming of age sequences where the boy journeys to the forbidden part of the island he’s shipwrecked on and doesn’t really do much except come of age. This film is a must if you enjoy children naively discussing sex, i.e. “she’s got a cowrie shell there!” Watch for the not-so-hidden commentary about island-life vs. ‘civilization’

This movie would have been miles better had Lynn-Holly Johnson been the female protagonist.