CineBad!!!

This is another highly appealing movie that you might be disappointed with when you get it home. Although it starts off with a perky “Hooray for Santy Claus” go-go number, it soon nosedives into a plotless, comatose state. The only thing that lifts this film from the depths is the incredibly silly set design and costuming. I don’t know about you, but I always get a peculiar kick watching Santa get roped down by a crowd of midgets in space suits. I might heartily recommend playing this film in the background at your next Christmas party, or any other setting where you don’t have to pay attention to it every single moment. But don’t try to watch it, or you’ll regret it. Trivia! This is Pia Zadora’s first film. Oh, the memories.