CineBad!!!

What happens when a NYC Yuppie gets stranded on an Island with a rogueish drunk of a bush pilot? What else? They fall in love or something. Harrison Ford and Anne Heche make the year’s most not-believable couple in this romantic comedy which the Hollywood Video rating system gave 10 stars for action. I can’t figure out why, since there was not much action. Oh yeah, while on the island, Heche and Ford meet up with some ‘pirates’ who look like they’ve just stepped out of a Milli Vanilli video. They chase them and try to blow them up with missiles and stuff. Meanwhile, Heche’s wimpy Yuppie fiance (that guy from ‘Friends’) gets seduced for no particular reason by Ford’s vixen girlfriend, causing us to finally realize that Heche and Ford really belong together. Gag. Please Anne, if you’re reading this- go gain 15 pounds or so.