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What was life like aboard the Titanic? Well, if you think it was like it was in the movie S.O.S. Titanic, then it was a lot like a very friendly singles’ bar. Yes, this fabled unsinkable ship was basically a big meat market. People spent an awful lot of time falling in love, and we see the development of many different relationships, budding and old, as we jump from romantic sub plot to romantic sub plot.

Aside from all of the people who find each other and fall in love, everyone else is so darn nice! Even as the ship is sinking, people are offering their coveted spaces aboard crowded life boats to old ladies and children. And everything turns out just dandy in the end. The guards who are preventing the steerage class passengers onto the boats, eventually let them break through the gates and into freedom. Even the rich lady ends up bonding with her Irish maid. none of our protagonists die, except for the Irish Guy. But that’s Ok, because he died nobly. All is very hunky dory.

Unfortunately, the fact that they’re all on the Titanic is not really that big a deal. I mean, you could have taken all of these people, given them bikinis and just as easily have put them the Love Boat.