The Applegates
Published by Scooter February 22nd, 2006 in When Animals Attack.This is a cautionary tale of environmentalism. Humans have been causing the annihilation of the rainforests, and the decimation of the bug population. Now the bugs are going to fight back. Armed with the Dick and Jane texts that Peace Corps volunteers used to educate the rainforest natives, a bug family has decided to infiltrate the human population. They disguise themselves as the Perfect Family and plan to blow up the local nuclear power plant. Things start to go awry, though, when the family starts acting like humans. Jane, the mom (Channing,) gets addicted to credit cards, Johnny, the son, becomes a burnout, and Sally, the daughter, gets pregnant. The exterminator neighbor begins to suspect something is up, when his dog drags in Spot, the dog, in his giant bug state.
Brought to you by Michael Lehmann, the man who brought you Heathers, this is a goofy, totally funny tale.
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