CineBad!!!

Charles Morse (Anthony Hopkins) is stranded in the unfamiliar Alaskan wilderness with the guy who’s doin’ his wife. Luckily, he’s super brilliant, and can remember how to survive. This comes in handy, because the two are being stalked by a bloodthirsty grizzly bear. If you’re into survival movies, this one’s not bad. It’s fairly predictable, but the predictability is so obvious it’s amusing at times. You know exactly who will be eaten by a bear and when. Was there any doubt that Charles’ wife Mickey Morse (Elle MacPhereson, in a brilliant role as a supermodel) married him for his money? The bear doesn’t even get a billing in this film! Call the Animal Rights Activists!