CineBad!!!

Macauley Culkin and Elijah Wood star in this thriller about murder and family values. Macauley kills (or tries to kill) all of his siblings, and Elijah tries to stop him. Now which one was the Good Son? Probably half of the Culkin children make some sort of appearance in this film, watch for them! Particularly the framed photo of the dead son in the bathtub with a rubber duckie that’s on the piano. Hmm, the dead son died in the bathtub, is this a morbid picture to have on your piano, or what?

This film is a must for anyone who’s fantasized about deleting pesky younger siblings, but not acted because such annoying forces as morality and the law got in the way.