CineBad!!!

Antonio Banderas and Anthony Hopkins buckle some serious swash in this study of plot devices. Banderas is the kid who idolizes Zorro, and then grows up to be a drunken petty thief who needs Zorro (Hopkins) to show him a thing or two. There is a girl involved, and babies, and a horse, just to keep everyone happy. It also has the second best walking-away-from-an-explosion scene ever witnessed by Hollywood. It all ends happily as Antonio Banderas walks away into the fakest sunset ever painted. The sword-fighting scenes are kind of cool, though, if you’re into that sort of thing.