CineBad!!!

The only thing less believable than Sandra Bullock as a computer nerd with no life is this film’s plot. There’s a mega conspiracy involving the government, airplanes, even your friendly neighborhood pharmacist.

Sandra Bullock runs around in anguish in her belly-button revealing shirts as people change her identity, kill her friends and sell her house. Why? because some egomaniacal English guy is after her. Why her? Is it an accident, or is it..? I think it’s because she is incapable of typing without narrating what she types.

Class A nerds will enjoy being able to poke fun at the computer stuff here. For everyone else, this is just another thrillingly predictable tale of suspense and terror. I think it’s also meant to be an Aesopian fable warning you of the dangers of a computerized world. (no, really?)