CineBad!!!

What happens when a recently-dumped gay guy moves in with a straight girl he just met? They decide to raise a kid, of course!

Jennifer Aniston, the woman who spawned the haircut of a generation, wanders around in a nightmare of co-dependence, as her roommate falls for some weird guy who lives with a dried-up queen of a theater critic.

I actually started to get into this movie for a while, but the two are just too wimpy for words. There’s also an attempted sex scene between the two, for moviegoers who can’t stand the sight of a gay guy on screen. For all the rest of us, there’s a pantheon of delightfully stereotyped characters of all sexual orientations.

The solution to all of this? Baby. If you can’t work a chase scene into a movie, why not use a baby instead? Watch this film with someone you love.