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The Prophesy starts when the Archangel Gabriel goes bad. He’s a mean dude, and he’s out to kick some butt. He’s PO’d at God, and plans to get back at Him by destroying mankind. Fortunately, he’s banished to Hell by a Native American ritual.

This brings us to the sequel- Satan (played brilliantly for the entire 50 seconds he’s on screen by the guy from Dokken) decides that Gabriel is way too irritating for Hell, and, in an explosion of fire and brimstone, chucks him back up onto Earth.

Gabriel is played by Christopher Walken (just once wouldn’t you like him to star in Pollyanna?) who gets to be very sarcastic and cause things to explode by blowing kisses at them. In the sequel, he tries to kill the unborn child of Jennifer Beals, who was knocked up by a good angel (Oh what a feeling!)

A must for anyone who’s sick of those little angel pins everyone seems to be wearing these days.