CineBad!!!

The box says this movie will “bring my worst nightmares to the screen.” I won’t argue with that! Yet another low-budget shocker that has the plot of sci-fi horror but the look and feel of soft core porn. Perhaps this is due in part to the excellent soundtrack, composed and performed by “The Gremlin.” Although there’s nothing terribly original about this plot (glowing melons descend to Earth and explode into maneating alien bacteria– again) the stunningly silly visuals, exotic locations, exciting dialogue, and aviator sunglasses will be more than enough to fill your evening with amusement. Another high-quality Canadian production from Lettuce Entertain You Inc.