CineBad!!!

Something evil has descended upon a small English town. It causes everything within a five-mile radius to faint, inexplicably. Is it some kind of Nazi nerve gas? Hours later, everyone comes to and the women discover they are pregnant. No one seems to think that this is odd. The resulting children wear white, shiny wigs and tweed suits. They stare at people, and people suddenly lose the will to live. They have eyes which glow a lot. They can read minds. When they talk, they sound like highly sarcastic versions of VICKI, the child robot from “Small Wonder.” Are they genetic mutations, or are they..? Now it’s up to one uptight schoolteacher to save the human race. “Why, you’re thinking of a brick wall!”

Apparently there’s a remake of this movie, starring Kirstie Allie. It’s too bad they didn’t call it, “Look Who’s Damned, Too!” The original is probably better.