CineBad!!!

WARNING! WARNING! BAD FILM APPROACHING!
You may be tempted to rent this movie, but don’t. We did, because of the hi-tec cover art. Yet this movie had absolutely no redeeming qualities whatsoever. It’s chock-full of unknown actors, and stars a young android who lives alone in deep space with his maker, whose name I forget. [...]

Starring: John Cusack, Rodney A. Grant, L. Q. Jones, John Goodman
Why is this movie called The Jack Bull? Nobody’s name was Jack. I was thinking perhaps this is some sort of horse ranching term I don’t know about. There was one line in which the main character is compared to a Jack Russell [...]

You’ve watched Ed Wood and now salivate at the thought of watching one of his films… Resist! Resist! I too was once like you! I rented Glen or Glenda? and my vital signs had to be monitored for weeks afterwards, I was that close to slipping into a coma. In fact, with no discernable plot [...]

Starring: Tom Cruise, Nicole Kidman
This movie was very, very bad. They did a bad, bad thing. I don’t even know where to begin. Usually, we here at MGotD make a point of not being overly bitchy about bad movies. We like bad movies, after all. But then again, rules were made to be [...]

Starring: Craig Sheffer, John Heard
It took me a while to realize that the first scene actually took place in the White House. The set design was so bad in this film, I didn’t even recognize Our Nation’s most hallowed space, and room of ill-repute, the Oval Office. The President is having sex [...]

This is another highly appealing movie that you might be disappointed with when you get it home. Although it starts off with a perky “Hooray for Santy Claus” go-go number, it soon nosedives into a plotless, comatose state. The only thing that lifts this film from the depths is the incredibly silly set design and [...]

This highly annoying film is the work of Peter Greenaway at his most fevered and erudite. The plot has something to do with a Zoo, two identical twin brothers, death, and sex, but beyond that, your guess is as good as mine. If you even mention this film in Scooter’s presence, she starts to make [...]