Archive for the 'Stranded!' Category
I can’t resist the $1.99 DVD bin as hard as I try. I especially can’t resist a movie that is filmed entirely in a made-up language (”Bulbovian”) and *SUBTITLED IN ESPERANTO* (yes, you heard that correctly). This movie seemed like a dream come true!
This is the tale of two soldiers from Bulbovia, an imaginary [...]
Children believin’ that Christmas is comin’, right in the middle of Spring!
Starring: Robert Logan, Susan Damante-Shaw, Heather Rattray, Ham Larsen
Oh, have you ever heard of such a wonderful, crazy thing?!?!
Ah, yes, the haunting Mountain Family Robinson theme song. I can hear it even now. In fact, I’ll probably carry it with me to the grave. [...]
No parents. No teachers. No rules… no clothes. Starring: Balthazar Getty, Chris Furrh
Who could resist Balthazar Getty running around naked covered in ash and pig’s blood? You know you can’t! This movie seemed to be just a big excuse to show us fifteen-year-olds frolicking in their underwear. In fact, I [...]
The Island at the Top of the World
0 Comments Published by Krustee February 22nd, 2006 in Stranded!. Starring: Disney People
This is my new favorite Disney movie!
Some rich English dude hasn’t heard from his son in two years and wants to find him! So he abducts some American guy who knows all about the Arctic and flies there in a blimp. I mean, he embarks upon an epic journey [...]
Starring: Anthony Hopkins, William Baldwin, and a Bear
Charles Morse (Anthony Hopkins) is stranded in the unfamiliar Alaskan wilderness with the guy who’s doin’ his wife. Luckily, he’s super brilliant, and can remember how to survive. This comes in handy, because the two are being stalked by a bloodthirsty grizzly bear. If you’re [...]
Return to the Blue Lagoon
0 Comments Published by Scooter February 22nd, 2006 in Possessed Children, Stranded!.What’s worse than being shipwrecked on an island? Being shipwrecked on an island, and being raised by a missionary’s wife.
Here’s the story of two children being raised good Civilized Christians on a deserted island in the pacific. If you liked the original Blue Lagoon, you’ll love the return! The sequel was pretty much identical [...]
Starring: Harrison Ford, Anne Heche
What happens when a NYC Yuppie gets stranded on an Island with a rogueish drunk of a bush pilot? What else? They fall in love or something. Harrison Ford and Anne Heche make the year’s most not-believable couple in this romantic comedy which the Hollywood Video rating system [...]