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300 bare-chested, sweat-glisteningly muscular men go up against incredible odds to fight the Persian army, wearing nothing but capes and leather undies. 300 follows in the tradition of great cinematic historical epics like Ben-Hur, by having you realize that in ancient times, dudes were all totally gay. How did the human race survive? The [...]
Made in 1938, this is a pretty standard western musical… except that it features an entirely midget cast (except a few characters who I swear were just kids made up to look like small adults). Is this a dwarf-sploitation film of epic proportions? Or is it a landmark in dwarf equality, where Little People before [...]
“A Year Full of Kick-Ass Movie Pitches”
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“A Year Full of Kick-Ass Movie Pitches”
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This is the archives of the Movie Guide of the Damned (MGOTD) that my friend Scooter and I ran from about 1998 – 2001. We spent a lot of our time back then renting movies for the sole purpose of making fun of them, and we figured that there should be a website for [...]
Starring: Demi Moore
Jordan O’Neil (Demi Moore) is the first woman to ever join the Navy SEALs. The odds are stacked way against her. Politics are stacked against her. Her teammates don’t like her very much. Will she succeed and gain rank, and the respect of her peers? What do you think? This [...]
Starring: Anthony Edwards, Robert Carradine
Remember when Nerds were a persecuted subculture? Remember when computers were un-cool? Ah, those nerds grew up to be Bill Gates and other high-paid execs. Anyway, this film is set back in the dark ages (the mid-80’s,) before nreds got thir real life Revenge. It follows the introduction [...]
Starring: Andie McDowell, Viggo Mortensen, Liam Neeson
This film was sort of interesting. It’s about Bessie (McDowell), a housewife who’s married to Johnny (Mortensen) a rogue bush pilot, who for some unexplainable reason calls her Ruby. She discovers that Johnny’s dead one day when she receives a package- her husband’s false teeth. Then [...]
I am not a Pleasure Unit! Starring: James Coburn, Gila Golan
I had to keep reminding myself that that was a self-conscious parody of a James Bond movie. I mean, the filmmakers were trying to be funny. Still, though– I mean, the original James Bond films were corny enough in their own right [...]